"Cans Joke" joke

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny): I want a pistol
S(alesman): Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Ken:No one thought of Ameri-cans. Not really funny.
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Anonym:what's funny about racist murder?
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Anonym:Jenny....though you have no intention to hurt someone....You r likely to hurt people around you in your personal life too. Think before you post anything.
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Alexander:Wow. So many angry ppl... Can't you just take the jokes as a humor, not as an attack against anybody?
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Anonym:Thank you! I never had this in my mind ))
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