there were these 3 kids in detention, there names were zip, willy and pee. zip was playing on the fan, willy was in a box and pee was running around crazily. then the teacher came in. she said, "Zip down, willy out, pee in the corner"
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
Gas in the restaurant
Hot 15 years agoby Funny JI was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis."
The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"