"typicall Madrasi menu" joke

DURING British Raj an English Colonel Commander of an Army Cantt in Madras joined a dinner hosted by the Jawans to celebrate a local festival. The menu was typically Madrasi.
Next morning at breakfast he commented to his wife, "Today I have discovered why the bloody Indians use water in lavatory; toilet paper could catch fire."

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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on
the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her
shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very
large plate glass window. Much more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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What do you call a fat lady waiting in a bus stop?
Moti-Waiting (Motivating)

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I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling.

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'Twas the night before Chanukah, as it is said
And Santa was sitting and hocking his head
He had all the toys wrapped up nice in his zeckel
For maidlach and boys to give each one a peckel
The reindeer were saddled and ready to fly
Like a crew of brave more...

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