"Golf Genie" joke

Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on
the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her
shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very
large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through
the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to
see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they
peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out
and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small
gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head. The wife asked
the man, "
Do you live here?"
"
No, someone just hit a ball through the
window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little
bottle. I am so grateful!"
he answe red. The wife asked, "
Are you a
genie?"
"
Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two
wishes, and the third I will keep for myself,"
the man replied. The
husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for
the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income
of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded his head and said,
"
Done!"
The genie now said, "
For my wish, I would like to have my way with
your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I
made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "
How
long have you been married?"
To which she responded, "
Three years."
The
genie then asked, "
How old is your husband?"
To which she replied, "
31
years old"
And the genie said, "
And how long has he believed in this genie
crap?"

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.

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