"sour" joke

q:what do u call a kitten drinkin lemonade?????

a: A sourpuss

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going away. As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little girl bowed low saying, "This is my husband and I'm his wife. We're visiting you you more...

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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