"Two blondes walk into a bar..." joke

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Garrett:No I'm wearing softball pants because this butt is out of your league
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state_the_obvious:@Anonym you must be blonde! lmao
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acetrainerbob:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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kacey :okay first of all its 2 monkeys but okay
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UH duh:uhh i guess.... shiety joke
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Anonym:so they both walk into the bar.... wat did they not see... the bar?? i dont get it
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