"Two blondes walk into a bar..." joke

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, more...

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A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man more...

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Garrett:No I'm wearing softball pants because this butt is out of your league
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state_the_obvious:@Anonym you must be blonde! lmao
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kacey :okay first of all its 2 monkeys but okay
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UH duh:uhh i guess.... shiety joke
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Anonym:so they both walk into the bar.... wat did they not see... the bar?? i dont get it
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