"son" joke

I wanted to get a dog for my son. But the pet shop doesn't do swaps.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

145
57

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

151
28

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

127
75

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

73
32

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

554
482
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 73 vote(s). 88% are positive. 0 comment(s).