"Nans gone blind" joke

Of fuck i think ive gone blind
Calm down nan were in holister

Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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Gotcha bitch:When someone starts singing somewhere over the rainbow they think of ur hairline
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