"nan car joke" joke

by lily

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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