"nan car joke" joke

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!