"nan car joke" joke

by lily

nan- why is there some retard sunbathing in the road
me- nan, he's been hit by a car...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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