"incest" joke

My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my Sister

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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sydney:you don't have to be so rude i mean it's ok.
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abby:that's stupid
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