"Skeleton in a bed" joke
by Anonym
What do you call a skeleton lying in a bed?
Lazy bones!
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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