"Skeleton in a bed" joke

What do you call a skeleton lying in a bed?
Lazy bones!

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes
a genie.
The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I
will grant you one wish, anything that you want."
The more...

22
9

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

224
98

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

371
194

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

194
70

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

42
8
Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 14 vote(s). 50% are positive. 0 comment(s).