"Fire" joke
- move out the way i got a flame?
- nan put the ginger kid down
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...