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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Bill BoB:Lol.. ahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah. So funny, goood one tho.
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