"fire" joke

My mates taking part in a spontaneous combustion contest.
I think he'll win, he's on fire at the moment.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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