"Yuma Yummy by Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy" joke

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

With a questioned look on more...

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade