"Your moma like..." joke

Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.

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Old couple punching eachother in the face

An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...

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Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Yo mamas so ugly

yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with her.
yo mamas so ugly- she made freddy crouger have nightmares.

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Your mamas so old, that when i...

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your Mamas Good Side

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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Windi:I think that the people who aren't getting this are the ones who have not realized that these very questions are asked of homosexual people, i.e. "When did you decide to become a homosexual?" That this satire turns it around brings to light the insensitivity of homophobia. When did you realize you were heterosexual? Fun stuff!!
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brian hutchins:what's the difference between yo mama and a rooster. a rooster says cock a doodle do, your mom says any cock will do. lol
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Tim:LOLz! This is probably the first Yo Mama joke that I really liked!
Funny Joke? 24 vote(s). 50% are positive. 3 comment(s).