"Your daddy is soo bald" joke

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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Long, but pretty good: On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek more...

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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