"Your daddy is soo bald" joke
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?
Nothing, because they have never met.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Sky Warrior:dont get it
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i_have_braces:I agree with jess
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Myra Brady:funniest joke from the coconuts
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jess:funny but discusting and wrong
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godfrey:ooohhhh yes that happen to me loong time with my not long dick. me godfrey
Funny Joke? 147 vote(s). 59% are positive. 8 comment(s).