"Your Momma Is So Fat" joke

Your Momma is so fat that when she farted she made the Earth have another massive earthquake.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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