"Yo momma's glasses are so thick she" joke

Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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