"Yo momma's glasses are so thick she" joke

Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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