"Yo momma's glasses are so thick she" joke

Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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