"Yes What?" joke

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $25.00Fried Explorer: $35.00Baked Politician: $100.00.The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"

From "New Scientist", attributed from R.D. Hayler, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, to a friend:
Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other more...

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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