"Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He could..." joke

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn`t take his foot of the accelerator.

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!

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