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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn`t take his foot of the accelerator.
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!
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