"Why don't blind people like to " joke
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
On a mountain
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, ''What can I do?''
The Colonel says, ''I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' more...
Difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?