"Why don't blind people like to " joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?


A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...