"Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?" joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.