"Blonde with pin" joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.

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A: Snowballs!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
6. It takes you two weeks to walk more...

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A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel. The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked:
'May I speak to Mr Patel? 1
'Mr Patel is not in his seat.'
'In that case, can I speak to the other Mr Patel?'
'The more...

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timdaly:this was some shitty joke, idk what your humour is but that would get zero laughs
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Anonym:HAHAHAHAHA thats funny i have a blonde sis shes stupid
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