"Why Did Cinderella Get Kicked of The Soccer Team?" joke

Cinderella Got Kiked off the Soccer Team Because
She Kept Running away from The Ball

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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One evening after the theatre, two men were walking down Broadway when they
saw a well-dressed and attractive woman walking just ahead of them. One man
turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $50 to sleep with that woman."
To their surprise, the more...

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone in the more...

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