"When to slap a midget?" joke

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...