"When to slap a midget?" joke
When is the only polite time to slap a midget? When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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