"When I was in the" joke

When I was in the Air Force, they had a weekly paper.
It had a lost and found section. One day I was reading it and saw this:
"Found, one black boy's bicycle".
Wonder how they knew?

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

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state_the_obvious:one black, 'boy's bicycle' as apposed to one 'black boy's' bicycle...duh
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myself:I don't get it?
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Anonym:that was gay!
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