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    When I was in the Air Force, they had a weekly paper.
    It had a lost and found section. One day I was reading it and saw this:
    "Found, one black boy's bicycle".
    Wonder how they knew?

    Texas: A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence.
    For payment, he provided the court a check - a *forged* check. He got 10 years.

    When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.
    The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight.
    "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

    When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
    not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man
    kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic
    between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
    reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.
    Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
    Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
    the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people
    questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
    meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
    Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering
    questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old
    question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally more...

    Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator.
    Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup.
    The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy.
    Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator *back* into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck - so they abandoned it.

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