"Ways to confuse a roommate" joke

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
74. Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort for an entire weekend.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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