"Voodoo Dick" joke

A man was about to die, so he went to a black magic store to get a voodoo dick. The man at the store said, "It works. Anything you tell it to go to, it goes. So your wife can just say, 'Voodoo dick, my pussy.'"
The man buys it and gives it to his wife. She says, "Voodoo dick, my pussy." It goes in and starts screwing. But she doesn't know how to get it out. So she speeds to the hospital, but a cop catches her. He says, "What's the hurry?" She says, "There's a voodoo dick stuck in my pussy." The cop says, "Voodoo dick, my ass!"

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
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Jerry Cohen :Ii was in the audience when the joke was told. The father asked the alter boy “is that pussy green”? The alter boy answered “oh no father, I’m sure it’s just a reflection from the stain glass window”.
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