"Twinkie" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!