"Torres drowns his sorrows..." joke

Fernando Torres walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a couple of shots, please."

The barman says, "That's not like you."

I accidentally elbowed my wife, splattering her nose across her face.
I always wondered why they called it the funny bone.

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When ever I eat out at McDonald's, I like to have a Happy Meal...

So I leave the wife and kids at home.

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My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not.

I'm wondering how the fuck she got into the batcave?

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I asked my wife, "What do you want for your birthday, fatty?"
She said, "Don't get lippy."
Mascara it is then.

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I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed.
He asked, "Skimmed past your face?"
I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."

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