"Funny bone.." joke
I accidentally elbowed my wife, splattering her nose across her face.
I always wondered why they called it the funny bone.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
When ever I eat out at McDonald's, I like to have a Happy Meal...
So I leave the wife and kids at home.
My wife complained that I'm always trying to be someone I'm not.
I'm wondering how the fuck she got into the batcave?