"Happy Meal.." joke

Hot 8 years agoby Bumblesquash

When ever I eat out at McDonald's, I like to have a Happy Meal...

So I leave the wife and kids at home.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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