"This Is Rather Embarrassing" joke

The hungover couple dawdled over a mid-afternoon breakfast, after a particularly wild all-night party held in their fashionable apartment.

"Dearest, this is rather embarrassing," said the husband, "but was it you I made love to in the library last night?"

His wife looked at him reflectively, and then asked, "About what time?"

The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Funny Joke? 3 vote(s). 67% are positive. 2 comment(s).