"Chuck Norris' beard" joke
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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