"The weather out there..." joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!