"The lady of the night" joke
One day a bear was feeling lonely and wanted some company... he went out that night on the town, whilst he was out he met a lady of the night (prostitute)... so she said " so why dont we go back to my house?" the bear said "ok". The bear and the Lady went back to the ladys house, when they got there the bear started eating everything in the fridge, the lady looked shocked, then they went to bed and had sex. Once they had finished the lady said "well we had better discuss payment then", the bear looked shocked, so the lady said "well, thats what you do to us ladies of the night use us and then pay us, so look it up in the dictionary if you would like" after that the bear said, "well look up bear in the dictionary, the lady looked up bear, the description was - Eats shoots and leaves
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