"The Train" joke
An Aggie, a Red Raider and a Longhorn were going to a college survival camp. The leader told them that they had to hunt for their own food. So the Longhorn goes out and comes back with a big buck. The Raider and the Aggie ask him how he got it, the Longhorn said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Raider goes out and brings back a doe. The Aggie asked how he got it, the Raider said "found tracks follow tracks BOOM kill deer. So the Aggie goes out and comes back with all these cuts and bruises and limping. The Longhorn and the Raider ask him what happened. The Aggie replies "found tracks follow tracks BOOM got hit by train!
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