"The Horse-Drawn Carriage" joke

Little Jimmy, Little Billy, and Jimmy's father were at an Art Museum. Little Jimmy was looking at a picture of someone in a carriage being pulled by a horse.
Little Jimmy brought his father over to look at the picture, and he asked his father, "Daddy, what is this?"
His dad replied, "Why, that is a horse-drawn carriage!"
Little Jimmy excitedly ran over to Little Billy, brought him back to the picture, and said, "Billy, a horse drew this picture!!"

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Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
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Anonym:hahahahahahaa very clever
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