"The End of Black Magic" joke
Although they truly hated each other, a man and a woman remained married for years. Whenever they had a confrontation, screams and yelling would be heard deep into the night. The neighbors feared the man the most and would constantly hear him making the same statement to his wife, "When I die, I promise you I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your days."
Everyone believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for strange and unexplainable sounds and disappearances in the area. He was deeply feared and thrived on the respect it garnished.
He died suddenly under strange circumstances and his casket remained closed at the funeral. After the burial, his wife went immediately to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her partying and the gaiety in her actions were becoming extreme when the neighbors, who were concerned about her, finally got together and approached her.
"Are you not frightened or concerned?" they asked. "This man who practiced black magic repeatedly stated that when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your days."
"Hell no," the wife replied. "Let the rotten bugger dig. I had him buried upside down."
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