"The Death Of Napoleon" joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.