"The 12 Days Of "Cats'Mas" joke

On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me,
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 7th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 8h day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
8 dogs on leashes
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
9 frogs aleaping
8 dogs on leashes
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 10th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
10 balls of yarn all tangled
9 frogs aleaping
8 dogs on leashes
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 11th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
11 mice a running
10 balls of yarn all tangled
9 frogs aleaping
8 dogs on leashes
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
12 toys from Macys
11 mice a running
10 balls of yarn all tangled
9 frogs aleaping
8 dogs on leashes
7 pounds of catnip
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

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