Christmas Animal Jokes

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around
his head.
The druggist says "May I help you?"
The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking
around."

Rudolph the Red-turbaned Ayatollah
Kwanza Klaus is Coming to Town
Don't ask, Don't tell: Santa's new Elf Policy
What's a Buddhist to Do'dist time of Year?
Tim Burton's It's a Wonderful Life II - staring Dr. Jack Kevorkian
The Ghost of Chanukahs Past
A Very Brady Kwanza
March of the Toy Iraqi Soldiers
A Charlie Brown Non-Secular, Atheist, Holiday Gathering
How the Grinch Stole Ramadan Daily Wonk Lists 2001

Christmas Jokes - Cats’ Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs

10. Up on the Mousetop
9. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
8. Joy to the Curled
7. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
6. The First Meow
5. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
4. Silent Mice
3. Fluffy, the Snowman
2. Jingle Balls
1. Wreck the Halls!

On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me,
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 4th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
6 cans of sardines
5 litter pans
4 strutting birds
3 quarts of milk
2 chicken breasts and
a pheasant under glass' neath the more...

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A Merry-Christmas to Ewe!