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    On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me,
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the 4th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    5 litter pans
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the 6th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    6 cans of sardines
    5 litter pans
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the more...

    On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
    On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    two chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
    On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    three quarts milk
    two chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
    On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    four strutting birds
    three quarts milk
    two chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
    On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    five litter pans
    four strutting birds
    three quarts milk
    two chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
    On the sixth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    six cans of sardines
    five litter pans
    four strutting birds
    three quarts milk
    two chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass beneath the more...

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