Neath Jokes

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    On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me,
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the 4th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    5 litter pans
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the tree.

    On the 6th day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
    6 cans of sardines
    5 litter pans
    4 strutting birds
    3 quarts of milk
    2 chicken breasts and
    a pheasant under glass' neath the more...

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