"Stitches" joke
by justincider
I had the wife in stitches last night.
That'll teach her to overcook my steak.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy more...
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John Smith:10 people are in stitches
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