"Sarah new show" joke
Just in Sarah Palin will not be returning to TLC for 2011....
It was stated that she has a new show on Fox, similar to "Jeopardy" called " Are you Smarter than Sarah Palin... Wink(logo is an winking eye)... the only difference is that the contestants are younger than five..
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.