"Romantic Tattoo" joke

My girlfriend thought it would be romantic to have tattoos of each other's names.

So she got a tattoo with my name and I changed her name by deed poll to Newcastle United.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

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Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

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Maori falla trying to have sex with his girlfriend,
Maori falla " Ohhhh!!! come on babe we been going together for a month now, Pleeeeeeeeeeese!!!?"
Girlfriend " I know i want to to but im frighten something might happen! you know what i more...

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Three old ladies where walking through the park, when a guy jumped from behind a tree and flashed the old ladies. Two of the old ladies had a massive stroke. The third old lady was very very angry because she missed out, as he disappeared into the bush.

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