"Religious joke #11032" joke
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the
years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and
had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually,
Maria's time also came.
At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he
looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."
A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do
you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
Says the priest: "I mean her legs."
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...