"Regular naps prevent old age" joke

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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Funny J:hm.. alcohol prevents old age as well
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